A white guy moves his ficus plant out of the living room. Bad feng shui.
A white guy is awake before you. And he made breakfast.
A white guy thought outside the box. Because his boss asked him to.
A white guy’s gonna cut you. You stupid coupon.
A white guy is going to a Star Trek convention. He worries that painting himself brown for his Klingon costume might be interpreted as racist.
A white guy double checks his grocery list. Aloe vera. Check. Fabric softener. Check. Seltzer water. Check.
A white guy wiped the sweat off the weight bench after he finished using it. Then he went upstairs and took a shower.
A white guy tried to lose weight by eating at Subway.
A white guy was forced to fly coach. Then he woke up in a cold sweat.